It's been such a long time, I think I should be going...

I feel like I should start doing this again, even if there's nobody here to read it. It's good for the brain, for the heart, to write--maybe even especially if no one is reading it.

I quit my job and am currently unemployed. Sweet! I can survive at least another week or two without income.

I am accepting grants for writing my first book. Nothing less than $2500.00 at a time, or else there's really no point. E-mail me if you're interested in financing the next great American novel. For a donation of a mere $10,000.00, I'll even let you pick from the three or four projects I'm currently working on to become my first official work. And I guarantee a 100% return on investment within, I'd say, a couple of years. No more than five years, certainly.

Seriously, though--any drunk, rich people stumbling across this who want to help, I can assure you I'm quite talented.

Thanks.

-Bob.